Growing up whenever I did something bad and tried to lie about it, my mom would say "Oh I guess, Boon did it"
I'd always fall for the bait.
"Who mommy?"
"Boon, your bad twin sister."
"I don't have twin," I'd giggle.
"Of course you do, she's right over there."
Looking frantically, I'd never find her.
"Bad-ass Boon, she never stays put."
It wasn't long before I figured out there was no Boon, but I still liked to blame her for all my evil deeds.
Today, I can't get away with blaming Boon, but I can admit, that I have more than one dimension. If you've ever read my blog, Christian in Progress, you probably know that I am a devout Christian and family woman.
But, some ideas that I have are not appropriate for that blog and for that side of me.
And since some of my friends and family have been on my ass about my sporadic blogging, I've decided to create a forum for Boon to blog all the not-so-Godly thoughts she has.
Be warned. Boon hates people and loves to offend.
I'd always fall for the bait.
"Who mommy?"
"Boon, your bad twin sister."
"I don't have twin," I'd giggle.
"Of course you do, she's right over there."
Looking frantically, I'd never find her.
"Bad-ass Boon, she never stays put."
It wasn't long before I figured out there was no Boon, but I still liked to blame her for all my evil deeds.
Today, I can't get away with blaming Boon, but I can admit, that I have more than one dimension. If you've ever read my blog, Christian in Progress, you probably know that I am a devout Christian and family woman.
But, some ideas that I have are not appropriate for that blog and for that side of me.
And since some of my friends and family have been on my ass about my sporadic blogging, I've decided to create a forum for Boon to blog all the not-so-Godly thoughts she has.
Be warned. Boon hates people and loves to offend.
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